Pinoy Text Jokes #1

Part 1
Estudyante: mama, bayas!
Drayber: san galing?
Estudyante: sa akin!
Drayber: (gago to ah) san papunta?
Estudyante: e di sa yo! tanga!

Part 2
Estudyante: manong, bayad ho
Driver: san galing?
Estudyante: e di sa bulsa ko
Driver: hindi, saan sumakay?
Estudyante: sa jeep mo!
Driver: (loko to ah, bigyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli)
Estudyante: manong, bakit kulang ata. magkano ba ang Quiapo?
Driver: bakit? bibilhin mo?

Ayooowwwnnnn!!!!

Easter Text Messages

Easter is a Christian event to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ on the third day of his crucifixion. Easter date varies from March 22 to April 25, depending on the vernal equinox. Easter Sunday is linked to the Jewish Passover. Easter Sunday is usually celebrated with activities such as festive meals, Church services, Easter egg hunts and decorations like the Easter bunny.

You can also send sms or text messages to family and friends if you are not able to be with them on Easter Sunday. Here are some Easter Text Messages to choose from:

Mother's Day Text Messages

Mother's Day is usually celebrated on May in the US and some parts of the world, and April or March in other parts such as UK. Mother's Day is commonly celebrated with cakes, flowers, balloons and lunches. But if you are looking for a cheap way to greet your mom or any mother on mother's day, you can send a sweet text message to make her know that you remember. Here are some mother's day text messages for our mothers all over the world.