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Pinoy Text Jokes #1

2011-04-07T05:58:00.000-07:00

Part 1
Estudyante: mama, bayas!
Drayber: san galing?
Estudyante: sa akin!
Drayber: (gago to ah) san papunta?
Estudyante: e di sa yo! tanga!

Part 2
Estudyante: manong, bayad ho
Driver: san galing?
Estudyante: e di sa bulsa ko
Driver: hindi, saan sumakay?
Estudyante: sa jeep mo!
Driver: (loko to ah, bigyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli)
Estudyante: manong, bakit kulang ata. magkano ba ang Quiapo?
Driver: bakit? bibilhin mo?

Ayooowwwnnnn!!!!

Easter Text Messages

2011-04-03T06:35:00.000-07:00

Easter is a Christian event to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ on the third day of his crucifixion. Easter date varies from March 22 to April 25, depending on the vernal equinox. Easter Sunday is linked to the Jewish Passover. Easter Sunday is usually celebrated with activities such as festive meals, Church services, Easter egg hunts and decorations like the Easter bunny.

You can also send sms or text messages to family and friends if you are not able to be with them on Easter Sunday. Here are some Easter Text Messages to choose from:

01.
The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!

02.
Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

03.
May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter!

04.
The spirit of easter
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
Happy Easter!

Mother's Day Text Messages

2011-04-03T06:17:00.000-07:00

Mother's Day is usually celebrated on May in the US and some parts of the world, and April or March in other parts such as UK. Mother's Day is commonly celebrated with cakes, flowers, balloons and lunches. But if you are looking for a cheap way to greet your mom or any mother on mother's day, you can send a sweet text message to make her know that you remember. Here are some mother's day text messages for our mothers all over the world.

Mother's Day Text Messages:

01.
M is for the million things she gave me,
O means only that she's growing old,
T is for the tears she shed to save me,
H is for her heart of purest gold,
E is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
R means right, and right she'll always be.

02.
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Happy Mother's Day!!!

03.
Mother love is the fuel that
enables a normal human being
to do the impossible.
Happy Mother's Day!

04.
A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.
Wishing you happy mother’s day

05.
Mom, you are:
M: MOST
O: ORIGINAL
T: TOP CLASS
H: HONORABLE
E: EXCELLENT
R: RESPECTABLE
Happy Mother's Day!!!

Thanksgiving Text Messages Volume 1

2010-11-01T09:36:00.000-07:00

Here are some collection of text messages (sms) for Thanksgiving.

01. Don't let little things get you down. You've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks. It's going to be a great day. Happy Thanksgiving!

02. O Lord that lends me life, Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness. - William Shakespeare

03. Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; But, for an honest man, it comes as frequently as The heart of gratitude allows. Happy Thanksgiving!

04. Thanksgiving is always a day to be thankful. Also you must be thankful for every little thing you have, cause one day you might be finding yourself missing it.

05. Thanksgiving is possible only for those
Who take time to remember;
No one can give thanks
If they have a short memory!
Happy Thanksgiving!

06. The year yields its harvest sharing abundant blessings may your thanksgiving be blessed with fruitfulness and over flowing love. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Life Lessons|Inspirational Vol. 1

2010-06-25T01:31:00.000-07:00

001.
you can never be too proud,
you can never be too bossy.
remember that you live in a planet
that has gravity.
What goes UP,
must come DOWN.

002.
Life has so many great options.
But you don't have to always pick
what seems to be the best.
Just pick whatever makes you really happy.

003.
Sometimes all we need in life is to tell
whatever it is that we have inside,
we just need to let it out then let it go,

whatever the consequences are,
we just have to be brave enough to stand up
for our feelings
no one said life is easy
but we should not make it a lot harder.

besides, life is too short...
so do what your heart tells you.
stop thinking, stop worrying.
just keep this in mind:

you might not have a 2nd chance---
so spill it out then embrace the result.

Funny Love Text Messages Vol. 1

2010-06-25T01:20:00.000-07:00

001.
Let me tell you about the difference
between loyal and faithful....

A faithful person don't have time
to get attracted with others,
his or her attention is exclusively
for the one he/she loves.

A loyal person still get attracted to others,
appreciates beauty,
flirt in some ways,
but at the end of the day,
he/ she knows whom his/her heart truly belongs.

Now, are you faithful or loyal?

002.
LOVE...
is wen
evry1 in d class
seems 2b lafing
at my wrong answer,
but stil,
she raises her hand &
tel evrybody dat...

she has d same answr! :)

003.
do u know y a previous relationship is
called EX?
others say dat it's a term for the past...
but actually
EX...
is short for

EXPIRED!

Father's Day Text Messages

2010-05-29T06:05:00.000-07:00

Father's Day is just around the corner. Why don't you send Dad a text message as a greeting? Find Father's Day related greetings here. Father's Day text messages, quotes and poems for Dad!

001.
Your guiding hand on my shoulder,
Will remain with me forever.
Thanks for always being there Papa.
Happy Father's Day!

002.
Daddy, I Love You
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
Cause you love me, too.
Happy Father's Day!

003.
For the best dad who always had a smile 4 me.
Though we may b far apart right now,
Bt heres a big hug and kiss 4 u
To let u know how special u r
Happy Father's Day!

004.
A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When You r Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everything Gonna Be Ok
Happy Father's Day!

What are you waiting for? Copy some of these Father's Day Text Messages and send it to your Dad! It's about time you acknowledge and appreciate him!

text messages batch 1

2009-08-02T02:12:00.000-07:00

01.
this morning i wish you...
the strength of faith,
the reality of hope,
the joy of charity,
and the contentment of a happy heart...
good morning!

02.
God provided us with a face,
We just have to provide the expression.
Keep Smiling!
Have a nice morning!

03.
Maraming may gusto kay SPONGEBOB
dahil:
1. kahit bobo si Patrick, minamahal pa rin niya,
2. kahit galit at ayaw sa kaniya ni Squidward, mahalaga pa rin ito sa kanya,
3. kahit na alam niya na pera lang ang gusto ni Mr.Crabs, ginagalingan pa rin niya,

Sana may ganyan ding tao,
sa kabila ng mga kahinaan mo ay kaya ka pa ring mahalin.

Sa pagtanggi mo sa kanya, nakukuha ka pa ring pahalagahan,
at kahit ano man ang kagustuhan mo, kaya ka niyang igalang. =)

04.
One form of loving is...
when you just want the best for that person...
whiether it includes you or not.

05.
don't love the one
who is beautiful for the world,
but,
love the one who makes your world beautiful

06.
i'm so hurt because
i can't have the person thait i truly love...
but it's ok,
'cause somewhere out there..
MILLIONS
are also hurti knowing that.....

theiy can't have me!
hehehe

07.
we may sumtyms wonder
y frends kip 4warding msgs 2 us,
let me enlighten u:

we r all very bc,
but stil want 2
kip in touch;

we hav nothing 2 say,
but still want 2 stay connectd;

we hav sumting 2 say,
but don't know wat &
don't know how 2 say it;

we want to let u know
dat u r remmbrd, importnt,
loved, and missed.

so nxt tym u get a msg
fr me,
don't think of it as jaz
anothier 4warded txt,
but rather....

dat i hav thought
of u ryt now!

08.
take care
of the person
who loves you...
never attempt to hurt them,
coz someday
you'll realize
how important they are,
when they are out of your life

09.
"ang talagang makakapagpasaya sa atin
ay yung taong naging dahilan
kung bakit tayo naging malungkot"

10.
"Matapos akong mabuo at
ilabas sa mundong ito...

ikaw lang pala ang sisira
at babasag sa kinabukasan ko."

--itlog
(nag-e-emote, ayaw paluto...)

Text Messages, etc.

2009-01-01T00:17:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Text Messages, etc. Where you will find different text messages in different categories. Check out Text Messages, etc. daily for brand new text messages to send to your friends and loved ones.

Text messages categories:

funny text messages
jokes text messages
green jokes text messages
good morning greetings text messages
goodnight greetings text messages
Happy Birthday text messages
Merry Christmas| Christmas text messages
Thanksgiving text messages
Valentines|Valentines Day text messages
Love text messages
Romantic text messages
friendship text messages
2010 election text messages
Gloria jokes text messages
Bob Ong quotes|text messages
Cute text messages

Enjoy texting!