Pinoy Text Jokes #1

Part 1
Estudyante: mama, bayas!
Drayber: san galing?
Estudyante: sa akin!
Drayber: (gago to ah) san papunta?
Estudyante: e di sa yo! tanga!

Part 2
Estudyante: manong, bayad ho
Driver: san galing?
Estudyante: e di sa bulsa ko
Driver: hindi, saan sumakay?
Estudyante: sa jeep mo!
Driver: (loko to ah, bigyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli)
Estudyante: manong, bakit kulang ata. magkano ba ang Quiapo?
Driver: bakit? bibilhin mo?

Ayooowwwnnnn!!!!

Easter Text Messages

Easter is a Christian event to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ on the third day of his crucifixion. Easter date varies from March 22 to April 25, depending on the vernal equinox. Easter Sunday is linked to the Jewish Passover. Easter Sunday is usually celebrated with activities such as festive meals, Church services, Easter egg hunts and decorations like the Easter bunny.

You can also send sms or text messages to family and friends if you are not able to be with them on Easter Sunday. Here are some Easter Text Messages to choose from:

Mother's Day Text Messages

Mother's Day is usually celebrated on May in the US and some parts of the world, and April or March in other parts such as UK. Mother's Day is commonly celebrated with cakes, flowers, balloons and lunches. But if you are looking for a cheap way to greet your mom or any mother on mother's day, you can send a sweet text message to make her know that you remember. Here are some mother's day text messages for our mothers all over the world.

Thanksgiving Text Messages Volume 1

Here are some collection of text messages (sms) for Thanksgiving.

Life Lessons|Inspirational Vol. 1

001.
you can never be too proud,
you can never be too bossy.
remember that you live in a planet
that has gravity.
What goes UP,
must come DOWN.

Funny Love Text Messages Vol. 1

001.
Let me tell you about the difference
between loyal and faithful....

Father's Day Text Messages

Father's Day is just around the corner. Why don't you send Dad a text message as a greeting? Find Father's Day related greetings here. Father's Day text messages, quotes and poems for Dad!